asshole = not a nice guy
assholes = not nice people
blowjob = oralsex
blow job = hot coffee
blow jobs = mold warps
blowjobs = moldwarps
clit = minnow
cock = rooster
cocks = roosters
cocksuck = roostersuck
cocksucked = pigeon egged
cocksucker = pigeon egger
cocksucking = pigeon egging
cocksucks = pigeon eggs
cock suck = pigeon egg
cock sucked = pigeon egged
cock sucker = pigeon egger
cock sucking = pigeon egging
cock sucks = pigeon eggs
cummer = measler
cumming = measling
cums = measles
cumshot = measleshot
cunt = wagtail
cuntlick = wagtaillick
cuntlicker = wagtaillicker
cuntlicking = wagtaillicking
cunts = wagtails
dildo = pleasuring device
dildos = self pleasuring devices
dink = bladder
dinks = bladders
fag = cigarette butt
fagging = barnacling
faggot = barnacle
faggs = barnacles
fagot = barnacle
fagots = barnacles
fags = barnacle
felatio = oral sex
fellatio = oral sex
fuck you = would you like a flower?
motherfucker = incestous person
*fuck* = smeg
*fuck = smeg
fuck* = smeg
gangbang = toadspot
gangbanged = toadspotted
gangbangs = toadspots
gaysex = happy sexual intercourse
jiz = drone
jizm =codpiece
nigger = smeg
niggers = smeg
niggerz = smeg
nig = smeg
niggz = smeg
pisser = bum-baileyer
pissers = bum-baileys
pissin = bum-baileyin
pissoff = bum-baileyoff
prick = urchin-snout
pricks = urchin-snouts
pussies = kittens
pussys =varlets
shit = smeg
shited = smeged
shitfull = smegfull
shiting = smeging
shitings = smegings
shits = smegs
shitted = smegged
shitter = smegger
shitters = smeggers
shitting = smegging
shittings = smeggings
shitty = smeggy
shit head = thou beef-witted barnacle
smut = mammet
spunk = poxmark
suck my dick = nice to meet you
suckmydick = streudel
sukmydik = streudel
suk my dik = streudel
tit = titanium
titties = bugbear
tits = bugbear
twat = pumpion